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You start waking up at 3:00 A.M.

I wish I had more money.

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Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:00 am
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you get it, all at once, in a sealed room, though a hose, and drown.

i wish there were more lemons in the house.


Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:24 am
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The house is filled to the brim with lemons, to the point that you can't even move, but they're all a "bit" past their prime....

I wish the coders would come back...

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Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:54 pm
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they do, however they replaced the original with myspace code, which has spelling errors.

i wish my laptops screen worked.


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After hours and hours of hard work, your laptop screen finally works, though now the keyboard is not working...

I wish that the spelling errors where fixed...

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they get fixed but then i mess it up again :thumbs-up:

i wish i had more balls


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You now have six testicular balls...

I wish Thorr's Hammer would release a full length with this new reunion.

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i really don't want to corrupt this wish. that would be fucking awesome.

i also wish for a thorr's hammer full length


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Reunions usually suck

I wanna stay home from work, and still get payed


Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:11 pm
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Granted... but you get paid in kind by the immigrant cleaner...

I wish that I had the ability to play the guitar

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You play the guitar just like Michael Longhorn. :D

I wish I could play the bass like atolonen. :p

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you do, but then michael longhorn shows you up.

i wish i didn't have to get a new set of bass strings


Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:32 am
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From this day forward you'll be the drummer.

I'm hoping for a good night's sleep


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You'll sleep like a stone...right in the middle of the road, while driving your car.

I wish my headaches would stop.


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You overwhelmingly painful toothache makes you forget all about those headaches.

I wish I was the drummer too. :/

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You'll get beat up for playing too loud and pissing off the bassist.

I wish I was in a band that was serious.

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You play in a 1940's brass band on England's Quaintest Pubbes Tour!

I wish I could afford a recording studio and equipment

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You can now afford all the equipment you want, but so can everyone else and by time you get to the store, the line is 3 miles long that is moving slower then Skepticism.

I wish that I was first in line with all the money I need. :D


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You get the Pimply Faced Intern Kid serving you who drives you to such despair that you kill him and get yourself arrested before being served.

I wish it wasn't so damn cold!

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you move to Australia and endure 2 weeks above 40 degrees celsius and melt to death.

For the record (apart from the melting bit) we really did have a 15 day heatwave above 40 degrees celsius back in March. It was hell. hehe

I wish it wasn't so damn hot! =p

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