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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am Posts: 2721 Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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Your wish is simply not granted since I can't think of a way to corrupt it.
I wish my brain wasn't part of a sentient dildo made for men.
_________________ Peace is a waste of time.
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:03 am |
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TrogDawn
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Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm Posts: 1692 Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
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OK, wish granted, but now your brain is instead part of a colo-rectal examination instrument used on morbidly obese people who are also incontinent - and nobody hardly never cleans you!
I wish "penis" was spelled "penUs" instead. 
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:02 am |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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It is now officially spelled punUs, but since no one was told they all still spell is penis.
I wish again that slayers again would have work resumed on it and that my wish would be granted. 
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:08 pm |
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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am Posts: 2721 Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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Since no one knows who Slayers are, your wish is impossible to grant, and they are stuck being bums and collecting change on the side of the road.
I wish that you guys would stop trying to put my brain in peoples' asses.
_________________ Peace is a waste of time.
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:27 pm |
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TrogDawn
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Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm Posts: 1692 Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
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Granted! Your brain is still the same tool, but instead of peoples' asses, you are now put into horses' asses.
I wish that karnie would just accept his fate so it doesn't keep getting worse for him...
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click here, ya bastid! ---> Stone Groove Records
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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Edit: after all that work I am too late....
Karnie accepts his fate, but it still gets worse for him, he now is shoved into elephents asses as well as horses.
I wish Karnie would look up slayers in wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slayers
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:04 pm |
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Regina Cordium
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Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:57 am Posts: 54
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He does, but the work you want still isn't resumed.
I wish I would get a really big raise.
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:12 pm |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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You get a really big raise so you get paid 60 billion dollars per hour, but the government takes it all away with taxes so you are left with 3 dollars per hour pay....
I wish my legs wheren't so restless...
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Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:00 pm |
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Regina Cordium
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Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:57 am Posts: 54
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You go to a doctor, get diagnosed with Restless Leg Syndrome and treated with a Valium script. You then become hopelessly addicted to it and finally die of an overdose.
I wish I was capable of unassisted flight.
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:54 am |
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Deek
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Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 529 Location: north of south, south of north
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you are capable, but you're stuck in a busted up plane and it won't take off, and get the blame for it.
i wish these people would stop blowing off their fireworks so my dog would shut the hell up...
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"The end, again, comes quickly. There will be no pity. A process of revealing. With no apologies, no regrets, she said destroy. Destroy, she said..."
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:57 am |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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The fireworks stop, but your dog starts barking at the neighbors instead and they won't go away...
(Yeah I know, fireworks are about to start here and this will the first fourth of july for my puppy and shes a barker. I think I am going to fall asleep with a headache tonight...)
I wish I didn't get so tired when I want to watch stuff late at night....
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:24 am |
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metalhead226
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:37 pm Posts: 1084 Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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You don't get tired, but everything you want to watch is cancelled and replaced with endless repeats of 'Surprise Surprise'.
I wish the company wasn't moving to Orton Bloody Southgate.
_________________ 'They can take your lives, but bring me back my ale!'
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:29 am |
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TrogDawn
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Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm Posts: 1692 Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
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It isn't, but you move to a third world country instead, so the company can pay just pennies for labor, and you get stuck working in a sweat shop.
I wish Zaphod Beeblebrox were here...
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:05 pm |
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Worm of Na'Ruq
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:01 am Posts: 1445 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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Granted! They are here.
I wish I wasn't so bloody tired...
_________________ Sonic terrorism is too important to be left to ideological amateurs.
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:31 pm |
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Cogito Ergo Depressus
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:32 pm Posts: 112
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Granted, you died of exhaustion.
I wish I had a clue what to wish for.
_________________ Think positive: all life ends.
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:06 pm |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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You have a clue, but not a very good one.
I wish it wasn't so hot outside...
(Martin: I don't watch TV much, DVDs don't get cancled. 
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:48 pm |
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metalhead226
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:37 pm Posts: 1084 Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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It's now -63 degrees C, outside and in.
I wish I knew what I wanted.
_________________ 'They can take your lives, but bring me back my ale!'
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:07 pm |
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Deek
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Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 529 Location: north of south, south of north
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you find out what you want, and get it, but you don't know what to do with it
i wish it would stop raining...
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"The end, again, comes quickly. There will be no pity. A process of revealing. With no apologies, no regrets, she said destroy. Destroy, she said..."
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:47 pm |
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highlysatanic666
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:47 pm Posts: 70 Location: Los Angeles
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And so it does, and draught overtakes the world which dries, solders and burns until the entire planet is a lifeless globe of gas connected only by gravity.
I wish that Gore had contested the 2000 election results in Florida, and that Nader's people had all pushed their votes toward Gore.
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:55 pm |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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He does, but Bush still wins....
I wish that I had more As Divine Grace to listen to.
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:11 pm |
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