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Author:  Kastrophee [ Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Corrupt A Wish

Some one makes a wish (I'll start), then someone corrupts it (Makes it bad)

Example:

Wisher: I wish I had wings...

Corrupter: You have wings but they can't make you fly...

(Well maybe that was shit of an example, but you get the idea)

First wish:

I wish I could alter the flow of time.

Author:  atolonen [ Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:39 pm ]
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Granted, but I can't find a clock anywhere.

I wish I was on holiday.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:01 am ]
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You are on holiday, but you suddenly feel like doing work and waste your holiday thinking about getting back to work, but once you get back you feel like going back on holiday, but you can't till 2050...

I wish I had Imindian's new CD in my hands so I can listen to it.

Author:  Shadow [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:06 am ]
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You have the CD in your hands but when you start listening to it you realize it's country. :omg:

I wish I had won that home theater.

Author:  atolonen [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:39 am ]
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Kastrophee wrote:
You are on holiday, but you suddenly feel like doing work and waste your holiday thinking about getting back to work, but once you get back you feel like going back on holiday, but you can't till 2050...


Blast ye. That's not actually too far from how it happens with me on holiday :p

Shadow wrote:
I wish I had won that home theater.


You did, but now everyone wants to come see plays in the said theater. (That's right, the puns are back :p )

I wish it didn't rain today. I need to go on a long bike ride.

Author:  Worm of Na'Ruq [ Sun Jun 17, 2007 8:02 pm ]
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atolonen wrote:
I wish it didn't rain today. I need to go on a long bike ride.

It doesn't rain, but dozens of kilometres away from the civilisation you get a flat tyre. (something similiar happened to me 3-4 weeks ago, and it took me some 3 hours to get to the closest gas station... screw that!!!)

I wish I was less drunk and less tired... :)

Author:  strigoi [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:26 am ]
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Less drunk?? :O Perish the thought! :p

I wish it was after work tomorrow. It would be my weekend already and I could justify being up this late. :laugh:

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:37 am ]
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no more weekends for you!

i wish the roof wasn't so low.

Author:  Detox [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:59 am ]
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The roof is now gone.

I wish 2 + 4 = 42

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:05 am ]
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granted! in one condition, you multiply the 4 with variable X, and set X = 10.

i wish my imaginary car would become unimaginary.

Author:  Cruel Shoes [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:08 am ]
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The squarewheeled one?

I wish I had that fender precision bass

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:18 am ]
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The good lord giveth and the good lord taketh, but the good lord does not want to giveth you a fender precision bass.

i wish my squarewheeld car becomes roundwheeled

Author:  Cruel Shoes [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:29 am ]
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the one with the black painted window panes because tinted ones were too expensive for the good lord to be giveth?

I wish I wouldn't had to work today.

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:40 am ]
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the good lord giveth and the...wait what? WELFARE BENIFICIARIES ARE DEPENDING ON YOU!

i wish donald duck could teach us some good ol hockey.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:53 pm ]
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He teaches you hocky, but you are better then him so you don't learn anything.
(Doomzilla, you do have to grant the wish you know. :;):

Wish my stomach didn't hurt...

Author:  Cruel Shoes [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 4:34 pm ]
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because life is meaningless, you don't really care.

I wish this 'quick reply' typing area was black and not white.

Author:  Metal Chef [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:02 pm ]
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it turns black, but the rest of the page turns into fast changing bright colours which causes everyone to fit.

i wish i had a bigger CD rack

Author:  scotty mathieson [ Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:10 pm ]
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you have the biggest CD rack in the world, i just stole all your CDs and left you with britney spears new comeback single.

i wish my boss would take a month off on the sick.

Author:  Shadow [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:35 am ]
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Congratulations, your boss is sick but instead you get a new boss that is twice as bad. :P

I wish the weekends would be longer!

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:03 am ]
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They become longer, but your boss decides to have you work on weekends now

i wish frodo dropped the ring by accident and it was picked up by a nazgul who gave it to sauron who in turn slaughtered every living (and dead) thing then realizes he's actually the only one left in the world so he creates sex slaves only to get bored of them eventually hanging himself, soon realizing that he's not human and can't die like that so he takes his ring off and jumps into the fire which also doesn't kill him so he cries for his mommy.

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