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TrogDawn
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Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm Posts: 1692 Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
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You now have the entire collection (and all bands even distantly related to them) in all available mediums, but alas, you have nothing on which to play it all, so all you can do is sit and look at your large collection.
I wish I were a fish...
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Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:29 pm |
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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am Posts: 2721 Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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You become a fish, but you are very small and eaten by much bigger fish.
I wish I had some Tang.
_________________ Peace is a waste of time.
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:22 am |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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You have some tang, but it makes you rust once you drink it...(Despite the fact that you made sure it wouldn't make you rust)
I wish I had somthing to play my large collection of As Divine Grace and all similiar bands on.
(Really, As Divine Grace is one of the best bands I ever heard)
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:37 am |
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TrogDawn
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Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm Posts: 1692 Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
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You are granted a player for your music, but a hurricane knocks all of your power out for months and there is a panicked run on batteries so you have to wait a year before you will be able to get any.
I wish that the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:35 am |
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Detox
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:42 pm Posts: 1197 Location: USA
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The Hokey Pokey is what it's all about, but you fail to understand it and wither away in a fit of brainlessness.
I wish people lived all across the universe.
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:08 am |
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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am Posts: 2721 Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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People do live across the universe, but so does superior sentient life that is hostile to humanity which enslaves us all.
I wish that the superior sentient life across the universe were weak in the knees for country music.
_________________ Peace is a waste of time.
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Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:11 pm |
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Regina Cordium
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Joined: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:57 am Posts: 54
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They love country music and are willing to kill all humanity to keep all the country records for themselves.
I wish I were a superior sentient life form.
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:59 am |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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You are, but a different one and get killed by the country loving ones by accident. (And they don't even notice)
I wish I was a godlike superior sentient life form so that I can spread the good of doom across the universe. 
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:28 am |
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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am Posts: 2721 Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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You are, but as a result of "spreading the good of doom" being a paradox, and you being a godlike superior sentient life form, all of existence is destroyed.
I wish that people would stop wishing they were god.
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:42 am |
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DOOMZILLA
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:28 am Posts: 253
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Granted, but now God feels left out, so he orders the apocalypse to be wrought on us, just for attention.
I wish my coffee didn't become cold
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:41 am |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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I wish coffee didn't retain heat for more then 0.000000000000000000000000001 seconds.
(Corrupted it with a wish.  )
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:30 pm |
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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am Posts: 2721 Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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It doesn't, but because of your attempt to accelerate entropy, you cause a singularity.
I wish people would stop making corrupted wishes.
_________________ Peace is a waste of time.
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Deek
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Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 529 Location: north of south, south of north
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they do, the thread dies, leading to the fall of the board, then doom metal and metal all together, and the end of all humanity follows.
i wish this computer would stop being such a pain in the ass...
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Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:06 pm |
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Kastrophee
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:02 pm Posts: 1356
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It is now become a severe heartburn inducer instead.
I wish Deek didn't have to suffer and as a result doom metal and metal was ressurected.
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:47 am |
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DOOMZILLA
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:28 am Posts: 253
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He doesn't, but you do, now you suffer miserably before dying a horrid death.
I wish Kastrophee didn't die.
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:36 am |
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metalhead226
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:37 pm Posts: 1084 Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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He didn't, because he's immortal. Unfortunately, nobody told his skin that and in a few decades things are going to start getting messy.
I wish the Wimbledon final would get rained off until tomorrow.
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:43 pm |
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Worm of Na'Ruq
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:01 am Posts: 1445 Location: Ottawa, Canada
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The Wimbledon final gets rained (flushed) off with whole England! Isn't that cool?
I wish that this wish was corrupted. 
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Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:23 pm |
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Deek
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Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:11 am Posts: 529 Location: north of south, south of north
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it gets corrupted, creating a dilema and complex something or other, creating a space vortex along with a rip in the space time continuum, sending the world back 3 minutes into the past and creating an endless cycle
i wish that i had those three minutes back, haha
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:30 am |
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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am Posts: 2721 Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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You do have them back, unfortunately that doesn't stop the cycle--instead it creates three more paradox-cycle black holes, which exploderate all over your face.
I wish I had that kind of talent for causing mayhem.
_________________ Peace is a waste of time.
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:10 am |
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metalhead226
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:37 pm Posts: 1084 Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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You do have that talent, but you are suffering from an endless creative block.
I wish I had more time.
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:12 am |
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