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Kastrophee wrote:
I wish that I had more As Divine Grace to listen to.

You now have the entire collection (and all bands even distantly related to them) in all available mediums, but alas, you have nothing on which to play it all, so all you can do is sit and look at your large collection.

I wish I were a fish...

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You become a fish, but you are very small and eaten by much bigger fish.

I wish I had some Tang.

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You have some tang, but it makes you rust once you drink it...(Despite the fact that you made sure it wouldn't make you rust)

I wish I had somthing to play my large collection of As Divine Grace and all similiar bands on.

(Really, As Divine Grace is one of the best bands I ever heard)


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You are granted a player for your music, but a hurricane knocks all of your power out for months and there is a panicked run on batteries so you have to wait a year before you will be able to get any.

I wish that the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.

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The Hokey Pokey is what it's all about, but you fail to understand it and wither away in a fit of brainlessness.

I wish people lived all across the universe.

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People do live across the universe, but so does superior sentient life that is hostile to humanity which enslaves us all.

I wish that the superior sentient life across the universe were weak in the knees for country music.

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They love country music and are willing to kill all humanity to keep all the country records for themselves.

I wish I were a superior sentient life form.


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You are, but a different one and get killed by the country loving ones by accident. (And they don't even notice)

I wish I was a godlike superior sentient life form so that I can spread the good of doom across the universe. :sneaky:


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You are, but as a result of "spreading the good of doom" being a paradox, and you being a godlike superior sentient life form, all of existence is destroyed.

I wish that people would stop wishing they were god.

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Granted, but now God feels left out, so he orders the apocalypse to be wrought on us, just for attention.

I wish my coffee didn't become cold

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I wish coffee didn't retain heat for more then 0.000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

(Corrupted it with a wish. :O)


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It doesn't, but because of your attempt to accelerate entropy, you cause a singularity.

I wish people would stop making corrupted wishes.

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they do, the thread dies, leading to the fall of the board, then doom metal and metal all together, and the end of all humanity follows.

i wish this computer would stop being such a pain in the ass...

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It is now become a severe heartburn inducer instead. :)

I wish Deek didn't have to suffer and as a result doom metal and metal was ressurected.


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He doesn't, but you do, now you suffer miserably before dying a horrid death.

I wish Kastrophee didn't die.

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He didn't, because he's immortal. Unfortunately, nobody told his skin that and in a few decades things are going to start getting messy.

I wish the Wimbledon final would get rained off until tomorrow.

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The Wimbledon final gets rained (flushed) off with whole England! Isn't that cool?

I wish that this wish was corrupted. :;):

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it gets corrupted, creating a dilema and complex something or other, creating a space vortex along with a rip in the space time continuum, sending the world back 3 minutes into the past and creating an endless cycle

i wish that i had those three minutes back, haha

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You do have them back, unfortunately that doesn't stop the cycle--instead it creates three more paradox-cycle black holes, which exploderate all over your face.

I wish I had that kind of talent for causing mayhem.

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You do have that talent, but you are suffering from an endless creative block.

I wish I had more time.

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