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Author:  Karnagoz [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:03 am ]
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Your wish is simply not granted since I can't think of a way to corrupt it.

I wish my brain wasn't part of a sentient dildo made for men.

Author:  TrogDawn [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:02 am ]
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OK, wish granted, but now your brain is instead part of a colo-rectal examination instrument used on morbidly obese people who are also incontinent - and nobody hardly never cleans you! :(

I wish "penis" was spelled "penUs" instead.
:/

Author:  Kastrophee [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:08 pm ]
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It is now officially spelled punUs, but since no one was told they all still spell is penis.

I wish again that slayers again would have work resumed on it and that my wish would be granted. :)

Author:  Karnagoz [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:27 pm ]
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Since no one knows who Slayers are, your wish is impossible to grant, and they are stuck being bums and collecting change on the side of the road.

I wish that you guys would stop trying to put my brain in peoples' asses.

Author:  TrogDawn [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm ]
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Granted! Your brain is still the same tool, but instead of peoples' asses, you are now put into horses' asses. :D

I wish that karnie would just accept his fate so it doesn't keep getting worse for him... :/

Author:  Kastrophee [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:04 pm ]
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Edit: after all that work I am too late....


Karnie accepts his fate, but it still gets worse for him, he now is shoved into elephents asses as well as horses. :;):

I wish Karnie would look up slayers in wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slayers

Author:  Regina Cordium [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:12 pm ]
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He does, but the work you want still isn't resumed.

I wish I would get a really big raise.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:00 pm ]
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You get a really big raise so you get paid 60 billion dollars per hour, but the government takes it all away with taxes so you are left with 3 dollars per hour pay....

I wish my legs wheren't so restless...

Author:  Regina Cordium [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:54 am ]
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You go to a doctor, get diagnosed with Restless Leg Syndrome and treated with a Valium script. You then become hopelessly addicted to it and finally die of an overdose.

I wish I was capable of unassisted flight.

Author:  Deek [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:57 am ]
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you are capable, but you're stuck in a busted up plane and it won't take off, and get the blame for it.

i wish these people would stop blowing off their fireworks so my dog would shut the hell up...

Author:  Kastrophee [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:24 am ]
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The fireworks stop, but your dog starts barking at the neighbors instead and they won't go away...

(Yeah I know, fireworks are about to start here and this will the first fourth of july for my puppy and shes a barker. I think I am going to fall asleep with a headache tonight...)

I wish I didn't get so tired when I want to watch stuff late at night....

Author:  metalhead226 [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:29 am ]
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You don't get tired, but everything you want to watch is cancelled and replaced with endless repeats of 'Surprise Surprise'.

I wish the company wasn't moving to Orton Bloody Southgate.

Author:  TrogDawn [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:05 pm ]
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It isn't, but you move to a third world country instead, so the company can pay just pennies for labor, and you get stuck working in a sweat shop.

I wish Zaphod Beeblebrox were here...

Author:  Worm of Na'Ruq [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 3:31 pm ]
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Granted! They are here.

I wish I wasn't so bloody tired...

Author:  Cogito Ergo Depressus [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:06 pm ]
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Granted, you died of exhaustion.

I wish I had a clue what to wish for.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:48 pm ]
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You have a clue, but not a very good one.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside...

(Martin: I don't watch TV much, DVDs don't get cancled. :D

Author:  metalhead226 [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:07 pm ]
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It's now -63 degrees C, outside and in.

I wish I knew what I wanted.

Author:  Deek [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:47 pm ]
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you find out what you want, and get it, but you don't know what to do with it

i wish it would stop raining...

Author:  highlysatanic666 [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:55 pm ]
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And so it does, and draught overtakes the world which dries, solders and burns until the entire planet is a lifeless globe of gas connected only by gravity.
I wish that Gore had contested the 2000 election results in Florida, and that Nader's people had all pushed their votes toward Gore.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:11 pm ]
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He does, but Bush still wins....

I wish that I had more As Divine Grace to listen to.

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