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Author:  winterfell [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:44 pm ]
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It does, but only to you. The rest of us are just confused so don't even bother trying to explain.

I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping and the food I need would just appear in the fridge :p

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:31 am ]
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you don't have to go grocery shopping, neither does everyone else, that causes supermarkets to close down and farmers stop working so now there's no food and everyone starves to death.

I wish the mafia were fake

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:59 am ]
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The mafia is fake.

If you know what's good for you.

I wish vampires were fake.

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:04 am ]
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Vampires are fake, though I wouldn't mention that to strigoi...and i wouldn'y stay out late if I were you.

I wish i can get my stupid salary early.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:07 am ]
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It's the last check you ever cash.

I wish I get all the rest of DOOMZILLA'S monies.

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:10 am ]
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You do get all my monies...but I kill you and take it back :)

I wish Karnagoz didn't wish for getting the rest of my money.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:13 am ]
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I don't, but that means that your impossible wish doesn't come true either. Silly human.

I wish my face could turn into a rail gun.

Wait a second, it already does! :D

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:18 am ]
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Having made your own wish become true you hampered with the topic and now there's a terrible imbalance in the force of corruption and all humans (and robots alike) face a miserable death in the abismal dungeons of Abu Shammout.

I wish Abu Shammout existed

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:21 am ]
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Wish granted. (HA! IN YOUR FACE!)

I wish he didn't.

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:27 am ]
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He actually doesn't.

I wish I had more time to corrupt karnagoz wishing spree. (unfortunately me boss is here so i gotz to goes)

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:44 am ]
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Your boss fires you anyways.

I wish DOOMZILLA wouldn't get fired so much.

Author:  Cogito Ergo Depressus [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:59 am ]
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He doesn't, he can't find a job after being fired too much.

I wish I had a pet robot.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:02 am ]
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You do, but it will murder your whole family during the Robot Uprising.

I wish Cogito's pet robot has big, chainsaw hands! Bzzzzzzzzzzz!

Author:  Cogito Ergo Depressus [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:19 am ]
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It has, but they're non-functional.

I wish robots could suffer a hangover.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:36 am ]
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Too bad! They can't!

Deal with it!

I wish Concrete Blonde wasn't such chick music, then I'd feel less ashamed for enjoying it.

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:21 pm ]
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it isn't chick music, it's gay music.

I wish Karnagoz wasn't gay.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:20 am ]
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Karnagoz isn't gay, he just has sex with men.

Totally not the same thing!

I wish DOOMZILLA was from my part of town.

Author:  Deek [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:05 pm ]
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and is but destroyed everything, you know, because he's a zilla

I wish that Rochester, NY wasn't such a hole

Author:  Karnagoz [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:47 pm ]
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Instead, it's a nipple!

I wish that vampires would stop being so adored by the mainstream.

I mean, come on, they're really not that cool.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Tue Jul 03, 2007 7:04 pm ]
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You wake up to find you adore them and everybody else doesn't, they pick on you for that and sell you part by part on the black market till your brain finds itself part of a sentient dildo (Made for men)...

I wish they would resume making slayers again....

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