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You don't have to, if you don't mind a personal bankruptcy either.

I wish I had an x-ray vision. ...Or a death ray vision.

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Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:41 am
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You have both. They murder your eyes.

I wish I could make great music.

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Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:29 pm
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You can, but you also gain the less beneficial attributes of a rock star and just waste your days boozing and womanizing (...why do I feel I didn't actually corrupt your wish?)

I wish I had more time to read.

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You now have more time to read, but that means you'll be very grumpy in the spring - no hibernating this year. :p

I wish it wasn't snowing.

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It is now 200 degrees Celsius. :yikes:

I wish I stopped procrastinating already.

(At's post was just begging for a twilight zone reference :p)


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You stop, when you stop breathing.

I wish we had more snow here.

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what if its yellow???

i wish i had a magical coconut that would take me all around the world :laugh: :p


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It takes you around the world, wines and dines you and all that, but it doesn't seem to want to settle down, marry and have kids.

I wish life was easy.

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it is for every one but you, we just don't tell you so you don't feel as bad.

i wish time traveled slower.


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It does, which makes you have to stay longer at work.

I wish money grew on trees.

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then it would have no value and we would ust have ink covered paper growing on trees.

i wish for a slice of pie


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You get a slice, but it's from a cocaine pie.

I wish for world peace (or piece if that's easier).

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its a little known fact that word plays are actually the cause of all human problems. good job, you just killed a dozen third word babies

i wish that my j key on my key board worked so i didn't have to keep pasting the letter from other places.


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muffin man wrote:
its a little known fact that word plays are actually the cause of all human problems. good job, you just killed a dozen third word babies


Is it time we break out the good old punelty box again?


The j key works again, but you have to have R2D2 route the power to it from all other keys, rendering them useless.

I wish I could make better Star Wars references.

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you make star wars refrences, i dont think i need ot make fun of that more than i allready have.

I wish my neck didnt hurt


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It doesn't hurt, because it's fused solid

I wish I could patent and sell air.

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I've already done that. Didn't pay that well.

I wish I had an M4 with an M203.

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You have, but they send you a combo, the MM4203. It has an inverse trigger.

I wish I could change my gender at will.

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You can borrow my MM4203, it does the trick. Fast and painful.

I just wanna be loved by you. *sings*

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You are, but normal prices apply. :p

I wish I was able to set normal prices.

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