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atolonen
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You don't have to, if you don't mind a personal bankruptcy either.
I wish I had an x-ray vision. ...Or a death ray vision.
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Karnagoz
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Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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You have both. They murder your eyes.
I wish I could make great music.
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Peace is a waste of time.
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atolonen
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You can, but you also gain the less beneficial attributes of a rock star and just waste your days boozing and womanizing (...why do I feel I didn't actually corrupt your wish?)
I wish I had more time to read.
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strigoi
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA USA
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You now have more time to read, but that means you'll be very grumpy in the spring - no hibernating this year. 
I wish it wasn't snowing.
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Don't look down on anybody unless you are helping them up.
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Kastrophee
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It is now 200 degrees Celsius. 
I wish I stopped procrastinating already.
(At's post was just begging for a twilight zone reference )
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atolonen
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You stop, when you stop breathing.
I wish we had more snow here.
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muffin man
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Location: bc, canada
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what if its yellow???
i wish i had a magical coconut that would take me all around the world 
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atolonen
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It takes you around the world, wines and dines you and all that, but it doesn't seem to want to settle down, marry and have kids.
I wish life was easy.
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muffin man
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it is for every one but you, we just don't tell you so you don't feel as bad.
i wish time traveled slower.
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atolonen
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It does, which makes you have to stay longer at work.
I wish money grew on trees.
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muffin man
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then it would have no value and we would ust have ink covered paper growing on trees.
i wish for a slice of pie
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atolonen
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You get a slice, but it's from a cocaine pie.
I wish for world peace (or piece if that's easier).
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muffin man
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its a little known fact that word plays are actually the cause of all human problems. good job, you just killed a dozen third word babies
i wish that my j key on my key board worked so i didn't have to keep pasting the letter from other places.
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atolonen
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Is it time we break out the good old punelty box again?
The j key works again, but you have to have R2D2 route the power to it from all other keys, rendering them useless.
I wish I could make better Star Wars references.
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muffin man
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you make star wars refrences, i dont think i need ot make fun of that more than i allready have.
I wish my neck didnt hurt
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atolonen
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It doesn't hurt, because it's fused solid
I wish I could patent and sell air.
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Spectre
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I've already done that. Didn't pay that well.
I wish I had an M4 with an M203.
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atolonen
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You have, but they send you a combo, the MM4203. It has an inverse trigger.
I wish I could change my gender at will.
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Spectre
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You can borrow my MM4203, it does the trick. Fast and painful.
I just wanna be loved by you. *sings*
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atolonen
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You are, but normal prices apply.
I wish I was able to set normal prices.
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