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Karnagoz wrote:
You don't, instead you are framed for murdering your commander and have to spend the rest of your life in prison.

I wish I had a banana.


You have one but the sweet juicy fruit corrodes your metal limbs & you can't move anymore.

I wish I was a Bear.

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Jim wrote:
You have one but the sweet juicy fruit corrodes your metal limbs & you can't move anymore.

I wish I was a Bear.


And turn into a carpet on some fancy mansion!

I Wish I had a Wish!


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Granted! You wished that you're avatar would appear above a famous English Cricket ground:
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Not a very useful wish.


I wish for a thicker beard.

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Jim wrote:
Granted! You wished that you're avatar would appear above a famous English Cricket ground:
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Not a very useful wish.


I wish for a thicker beard.


You wished you had a beard just like my new avatar.. and a dress perhaps.. or even that your beard was thicker enough so you could be part of the lawn of the famous English Cricket ground on top of wich my previous avatar stands...

I wish I could just be you Jim!

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Erm...still here. Your wish granter ripped you off. I wish you would go and give him a sound thrashing! :raging:

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He thrashes you instead, since you're the one who corrupted his wish.

I wish for justice!

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OK, but remember...you asked for it:

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I wish he hadn't wished for justice. :/

But since he did, I wish for a
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A singularity occurs, destroying all space, time, and math within the immediate area, because you wished twice and no one has the power to corrupt two wishes at once!

I wish that didn't happen!

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It didn't! :p

I wish the weather would turn spring-like already. It is May, after all. *grumble* :angry:

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It turns all spring like, but it's Oklahoma spring, complete with floods, high winds, random thunderstorms, tornadoes, and brush fires.

I wish I didn't have to live in Oklahoma anymore.

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You don't. Instead you have to live in a box in my closet :sinister:

I wish i could get my ass off the computer for a while and do something FUUUN

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I wish I had more ciggerates...

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Mesusah wrote:
You don't. Instead you have to live in a box in my closet :sinister:

I wish i could get my ass off the computer for a while and do something FUUUN


You decide to pay a visit to the box in your closet! :;):

I wish I could understand smoke.

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so what's bad about that? will you lock me inside the box with you for all eternity? cus i guess that would kinda suck..eventually. :p

you do, but in the progress you've burned down your house.

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oh.. i guess i wish i was taller

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Congratulations! You are now 231cm, and thus declared a circus freak. Your tallness also makes your feet huge.

I wish that all these fleshy creatures would just go away!

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I wish Karnagoz wish is not granted.

LOL :p

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*EXPLODES*

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Funeral Tragedian wrote:
I wish Karnagoz wish is not granted.

LOL :p


But then you wouldn't get tied trying ti figure out what it means

I wish the Home Office wasn't filled with a bunch of unhelpful tossers

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sure, instead it's filled with a bunch of very helpful ants

i wish i had a brain remote

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