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Author:  Deek [ Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:08 am ]
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and you can but get sucked into a jet engine flying by

i wish i could get just the right amount of light in here...

Author:  strigoi [ Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:51 pm ]
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*sends Deek a couple lamps* :) There you go. :;):

I wish it was fall - right now!!! :tantrum: :D

Author:  TrogDawn [ Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:29 am ]
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It is...but not the season. It's what happened right before you started picking gravel out of your teeth and face. :p

I wish that I would just go to bed already! :angry:

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:39 am ]
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You go to bed, but your wife has been replaced with a doppelganger assassin who murders you in cold blood.

I wish I knew magic.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:06 am ]
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You know this kind of magic:


I wish I knew my ABCs...

Author:  diabolical vengeance [ Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:14 pm ]
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Then you wouldn't know your 123s

I wish my boss wasn't such a hardass

Author:  Karnagoz [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:49 am ]
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You wake up one morning with your boss under your covers and your pants off...

I wish that axes to the face didn't hurt so much.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:47 am ]
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Your face is metal, don't you remember? Thus you can't feel anything...

I wish I played guitar better...

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:50 am ]
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you do play guitar better, sadly your arms are chopped off by an angry viking, and now you cant play guitar at all.

I wish people aren't pricks

Author:  Kastrophee [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:54 am ]
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Instead they are sticks that like to push their sharp ends up your nose and other places....

I wish I was a cow...

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:57 am ]
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And thus, a dozen more burgers for us! win win situation!

I wish the world was cube shaped

Author:  strigoi [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:16 pm ]
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You mean it's not?? :O

I wish I was asleep. :yawn:

Author:  Acid [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:51 pm ]
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The the bed worms would get you.

I wish I had all my boring work done so I could finally go on hollyday.

Author:  diabolical vengeance [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:39 pm ]
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Then you wouldn't know how to have fun on your holiday

I wish I was on holiday

Author:  Kastrophee [ Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:54 pm ]
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But you don't know how to have fun either (So original of an answer :D )

I wish I lived in Oregon....

Author:  Deek [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 1:38 am ]
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you do, travelling far and wide in your covered wagon, but die from dysnetary once you arrive :D

i wish i wanted to eat this cookie...

Author:  Karnagoz [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:58 am ]
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You do want to eat the cookie, right as it disappears from your hand.

I wish I had someone to hold me.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:02 am ]
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You have a grumpy, fat, and horny transvestite robot to hold you.

I wish Karnie documented how he gets out of that.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:10 am ]
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Karnie does document how he gets out of that, the documents are lost however when he razes Seattle to the ground.

I wish I had a razor.

Author:  Deek [ Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:32 am ]
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and you do... but you wonder what you're going to do with a scooter that has 3" wheels :D

i wish i didn't have to get up at 5:45 in the morning...

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