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You are! This is where you get to go.

I wish my glasses didn't get smudged.

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Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:00 am
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They don't, they just get destroyed instead. Along with your eyes.

I wish I had beans.

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Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:05 am
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This is one wish I do not want to grant (hazardous gas issues).

I wish this mug wasn't so boring

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Now it's got ants in it. Neat, huh?

I wish I could have deep, meaningful conversations with ants.

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Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:52 am
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The conversation is too depressing to continue discussion.

I wish the ants would then devour xooll's goatflesh.

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Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:15 am
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Then the ants would leave giant droppings of xooll's goatflesh

I wish I wasn't sick

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You aren't sick, you're dead!

I wish the world wasn't afraid of me.

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Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:56 am
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Pssssttt...Karnagoz...the world isn't! :O :p

I wish someone would make it all go away...

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Aww, everything is gone away now...except this hug. :) Image

I wish I would get my own computer back.

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Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:22 am
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you can, but some people call it theft and you might do serious time in prison or it, those bastards.

I wish these 2 hours pass quickly

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The two hours pass through you quickly, making your insides exploderate.

I wish karma would be kinder to me.

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Mon Jul 23, 2007 4:18 am
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But you've been so evil you're entire life, you'd end up a worm instead of a rat

I wish I had more wishes that came true

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They all come true, but go very wrong.

I wish I didn't ahve to leave now...


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you dont have to leave now, you had to leave 5 minutes ago! hurry up, you're going to be late!

i wish i would wake up

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You wake up, but you realise you are still in a dream and wake up again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and......................................

I wish I wasn't confused. :p


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You see things very clearly--that meteor is definitely heading for where you live.

I wish I had a pet werewolf.

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You have a pet werewolf, but it eats you and then dies from indigestion.

I wish I didn't have a headache and wasn't tired and wasn't something else and...............*yawn*..........*ZZZzzzz*...


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The fact that you fell asleep during your wish is a sign that you will die a violent and explosive death sometime within the next five minutes. If that doesn't happen, then have some tea.

I wish I had my own pole boots.

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You're boots would be full of holes

I wish I had a BC Rich Bich

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Granted, but said BC Rich Bich is wedged firmly up your left nostril

I wish I could fly


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