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there is, but it makes it spread to the duodenum

i wish i knew what the duodenum does

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Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:55 am
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Me too.

I also wish that people would realize how awesome HALO is.

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Wed Jul 11, 2007 5:50 am
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They realize exactly how awesome it is. Turns out it sucks.

I wish it didn't!

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Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:56 am
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Halo doesn't suck...because it's real. The Covenant invades and pushes their stiff religion on anyone, especially folks who just want to be left alone.

I wish I had my own religion.

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You do have your own religion, sadly we bludgeoned you to death.

I wish time flew fast

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Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:10 am
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it does and the world ends in three seconds

i wish the wind would die down a little

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It does die down a little, but not enough to keep you from being blown off the face of the earth.

I wish my cult had more hot chicks.

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Granted, you're bringing an offering by means of heating a lot of chicks on a bonfire.

I wish I knew the question of life, the universe, and everything.

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It's "huh?"

I wish that were more satisfying.

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It is, since now I know both the answer and the question to life, the universe, and everything, so now the universe will be replaces by something far more weird.

I wish that would actually happen.

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It happens, but it turns out to be really boring.

I wish for a harpoon.

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You have a harpoon. Impaled in your stomach.

I wish someone was here who would cook nice food for me.

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That someone is an incredibly attractive ghost woman.

I wish I knew German.

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You do know German but all the German speakers suddenly die of some weird illness but you're the only one that remains so you're pretty much useless now with your German.

I wish Superman wasn't so strong

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But then Superman wouldn't be able to save you

I wish I had more money

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you do have more money, sadly a coup forces your government to change as well as the currency so all these old bills are pretty much good for toilet paper.

I wish this mouse was a laser mouse

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A laser mouse that burns your everything off, brilliant!

I wish I had a wallet full of lasermice.

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Some little snacks for you, eh Karnagoz? :;):

I wish it wasn't so humid. I do not live in the tropics. :veryangry:

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It's not so humid, but you can't find your shoes.

I wish I had a spaceship.

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Did you misplace yours? I mean...look at you...five legs and all...surely you're an alien. :p

I wish I was already on vacation!!

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