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Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:19 am ]
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metalhead226 wrote:
You do have that talent, but you are suffering from an endless creative block.

I wish I had more time.


You now have more time to masturbate, but only for that. Did I mention the world will watch you every time (Without you knowing)? :O

I wish Karnagoz was my puppet and had that talent of his without a creative block. :sneaky:

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:23 am ]
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If this is going where I'm terrified it might, you'd better be prepared to explode, because this can only end badly for you.

I wish I had my own game show.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:39 am ]
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You have your own game show where fat male and genderless midgets dressed like playboy bunnies carress you. :O

I wish that King Kong batted down Sherlock's plane of mystery.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:43 am ]
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He throws the plane at your house, which raises new questions.

I wish my gameshow had more midgets.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:46 am ]
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Yes, you have more midgets, but god doesn't like midgets (prejudice bastard) and makes them tall, really, really, really tall.

I wish the questions asked involved Karnie and misfortune

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:55 am ]
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They do, but unfortunately they just create more questions, which take a physical form of a question mark which terrorizes England.

I wish I would have the sense to stop keeping this going.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:23 am ]
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You do, but your robot circuits assume that this new protocol is a virus and deletes it.

I wish the giant question mark terrorized Japan next and then they thought it was godzilla for some out there in the blue reason.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:25 am ]
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They do, but Blue Reason has a mind of its own and terrorizes Seattle instead.

I wish I had myself a good time.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:28 am ]
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You do, but its only a good time in the moment, the next morning you wake up on Jupiter. :O

I wish Karnie's flying abilities break down. :sinister:

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:34 am ]
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They do, but he rebuilds them, then returns to his sinister base of operations on Callisto, where he will plan his assault on planet Earth.

I wish that...fuck it, I have everything I want.

Author:  DOOMZILLA [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:51 am ]
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Your incapability to make a wish has caused this thread to develop a tumor that exploded which in turn caused the earth to derail on a path that leads straight to the sun.

I wish the sun wasn't so burning hot.

Author:  Shadow [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:56 pm ]
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The sun is so cold and distant that it starts hailing and snowing instead. :O

I wish I had more time and motivation to play my instruments.

Author:  Deek [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:59 pm ]
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and you do, but you lose track of everything else in your life. you disappear from the boards, both that i know you post at, raising questions to your whearabouts. rumors surface and both boards conclude that you either vanished into thin air or were some incredibly well written internet bot. in the meantime, you create some great music but become obsessed with maiking it perfect. you resurface 8 years later with a 45 minute album that is considered genius.


i wish that i was wearing a different shirt.

Author:  Kastrophee [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:13 pm ]
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You are now wearing a shirt that was sprayed two minutes ago by a skunk and you can't take it off or clean it...

I wish I didn't itch.

Author:  Shadow [ Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:14 pm ]
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That sounds like a most likely plan. :laugh:


And as for your wish...you are now wearing a pink shirt with a large logo of your most hated band/artist. :;):

I wish I was more satisfied with myself.

EDIT: Kastrophee stole my post. :(

Author:  xooll [ Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:57 am ]
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Shadow becomes satisfied with himself by scratching Kastrophee's itches.

I wish I didn't have that mental picture now.

Author:  Karnagoz [ Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:01 am ]
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You instead have a much more disgusting mental picture involving the two male humans.

I wish I didn't have it either.

Author:  xooll [ Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:22 am ]
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You mind's eye now forever views things like tubgirl, goatse, and the like.

I wish the madness would end!

Author:  Deek [ Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:40 am ]
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It does, to which people become complete drones, sitting there, mouths open, drooling, staring into the abyss...yet somehow the human race keeps going

i wish there was something to do tonight...

Author:  xooll [ Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:47 am ]
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You decide to snort raw cookie dough and end up getting salmonella of the sinuses.

I wish there was a cure for salmonella of the sinuses.

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