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the pun thread
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Author:  muffin man [ Wed May 13, 2009 11:40 pm ]
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ill start:

why did the dead baby cross the road???
-it was stapled to the chicken

Author:  Ihsiin [ Thu May 14, 2009 12:01 am ]
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That's not a pun.

(I tried to type that in an (e-)voice vibrant with enthusiasm, but it seems to have come out rather dry. I'm sorry.)

Author:  atolonen [ Thu May 14, 2009 11:54 am ]
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Bring back the punelty box!!!

Author:  muffin man [ Fri May 15, 2009 2:38 am ]
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these aren't very punny..... neither was that one...

Author:  Haükelid [ Fri May 15, 2009 11:09 pm ]
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Jesus! Those are bad! You all deserve punishment!

Author:  muffin man [ Sun May 17, 2009 4:49 am ]
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that was so horrible that my brain actually refused to register it as a pun

Author:  MrConclusion [ Sun May 17, 2009 3:07 pm ]
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I've heard better puns coming from a Punan shepherd.

Ooh, that's good.

Author:  muffin man [ Mon May 18, 2009 1:30 am ]
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ohhh... punderfull.

Author:  atolonen [ Tue May 19, 2009 4:48 pm ]
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You puny, puny punams.

Author:  MrConclusion [ Tue May 19, 2009 5:13 pm ]
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I've seen better threads on homeless people.

Author:  muffin man [ Sat May 23, 2009 4:57 am ]
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we were thinking about dropping acid and playing hocky today, then we realised we'd get penalties for tripping

Author:  atolonen [ Tue May 26, 2009 9:55 pm ]
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."

(Try googling "worst pun ever" :) )

Author:  Ihsiin [ Wed May 27, 2009 4:30 am ]
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I'm sure I've posted this before, but...

There was once a man who was walking home, content with his life. The birds were singing, the sun was shining and his walk was a casual saunter. All of a sudden, into his world of calm there came an all-mighty crash behind him. He turned to look and saw what appeared to be a coffin on legs walking towards. The coffin was screaming obscenities, swearing that he would cut out the man’s heart and feed it to the fish. The man shook his head, convinced that he was hallucinating and carried on his journey. He hadn’t walked but a few yards when again he heard the terrible crash and behind him stood that same coffin, after his blood. This couldn’t be real, he told himself, who’d ever heard of a coffin that can walk? He walked on. A few yards later the crash came again and this time the man’s nerve broke. He began to run and behind him the coffin ran too. With the coffin close on his tail he reached the door of his home and quickly let himself in, slamming the door behind him. He pulled and turned every lock the door had and leaned against the wall to catch his breath. Finally he was safe. But it was not so. The coffin began to break his way through the door and in no time at all the coffin had made its way through. In terror the man ran up the stairs and into the bathroom, desperate to get away from his odious nemesis. In the bathroom the man turned to face the door and he saw the coffin standing there, silhouetted against the hall light. With no where to run the man realised that he’d have to fight and with all his strength began beating the coffin, but to no avail. The coffin walked slowly towards him and the man backed away to the corner of the room. The man picked up the soap from the sink and flung at the coffin but this yielded no result. He opened the medicine cupboard began to hurl it’s entire contents at the coffin. Razors, after-shave, paracetamol and everything else he could lay his hands, but the coffin remained steady. Finally he threw the cough medicine and the coughin’ stopped.

Author:  muffin man [ Sun May 31, 2009 12:19 am ]
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i think you posted it in the joke thread in the general discution forum.

what do u call cheese that isn't yours?

not cho cheese

Author:  TrogDawn [ Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:28 pm ]
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muffin man wrote:
what do u call cheese that isn't yours?

not cho cheese

joo meens "nacho" cheese, si? :p

Author:  muffin man [ Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:56 am ]
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si compodra

Author:  TrogDawn [ Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:03 pm ]
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This pun thread has me in stitches! :laugh:

Author:  muffin man [ Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:54 am ]
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a man walks into a bar, has a good time, and hours latter he's brutally assulted. im sure he would have said aww if he was still able to talk....

i think im doing this wrong....

Author:  TrogDawn [ Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:15 pm ]
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Just throw something in about bears shitting in the woods and you'll be fine!

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