A Dream Of Poe - The Wraith Uncrowned
View unanswered posts | View active topics It is currently Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:46 am



Reply to topic  [ 19 posts ] 
the pun thread 
Author Message
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post the pun thread

ill start:

why did the dead baby cross the road???
-it was stapled to the chicken


Wed May 13, 2009 11:40 pm
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:38 pm
Posts: 165
Location: England
Reply with quote
Post 

That's not a pun.

(I tried to type that in an (e-)voice vibrant with enthusiasm, but it seems to have come out rather dry. I'm sorry.)

_________________
http://www.therockofsisyphus.com/


Thu May 14, 2009 12:01 am
Profile WWW
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:22 am
Posts: 1061
Reply with quote
Post 

Bring back the punelty box!!!

_________________
"It is not an easy thing to see a Squirrel, especially one that does not wish to be seen."


Thu May 14, 2009 11:54 am
Profile WWW
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post 

these aren't very punny..... neither was that one...


Fri May 15, 2009 2:38 am
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:37 am
Posts: 78
Location: Nørway
Reply with quote
Post 

Jesus! Those are bad! You all deserve punishment!

_________________
ELMI - Norwegian stoner-drone:
Http://Elmi.bandcamp.com


Fri May 15, 2009 11:09 pm
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post 

that was so horrible that my brain actually refused to register it as a pun


Sun May 17, 2009 4:49 am
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:54 am
Posts: 185
Location: Cyprus
Reply with quote
Post 

I've heard better puns coming from a Punan shepherd.































Ooh, that's good.


Sun May 17, 2009 3:07 pm
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post 

ohhh... punderfull.


Mon May 18, 2009 1:30 am
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:22 am
Posts: 1061
Reply with quote
Post 

You puny, puny punams.

_________________
"It is not an easy thing to see a Squirrel, especially one that does not wish to be seen."


Tue May 19, 2009 4:48 pm
Profile WWW
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:54 am
Posts: 185
Location: Cyprus
Reply with quote
Post 

I've seen better threads on homeless people.


Tue May 19, 2009 5:13 pm
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post 

we were thinking about dropping acid and playing hocky today, then we realised we'd get penalties for tripping


Sat May 23, 2009 4:57 am
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:22 am
Posts: 1061
Reply with quote
Post 

Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The
stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."

(Try googling "worst pun ever" :) )

_________________
"It is not an easy thing to see a Squirrel, especially one that does not wish to be seen."


Tue May 26, 2009 9:55 pm
Profile WWW
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:38 pm
Posts: 165
Location: England
Reply with quote
Post 

I'm sure I've posted this before, but...

There was once a man who was walking home, content with his life. The birds were singing, the sun was shining and his walk was a casual saunter. All of a sudden, into his world of calm there came an all-mighty crash behind him. He turned to look and saw what appeared to be a coffin on legs walking towards. The coffin was screaming obscenities, swearing that he would cut out the man’s heart and feed it to the fish. The man shook his head, convinced that he was hallucinating and carried on his journey. He hadn’t walked but a few yards when again he heard the terrible crash and behind him stood that same coffin, after his blood. This couldn’t be real, he told himself, who’d ever heard of a coffin that can walk? He walked on. A few yards later the crash came again and this time the man’s nerve broke. He began to run and behind him the coffin ran too. With the coffin close on his tail he reached the door of his home and quickly let himself in, slamming the door behind him. He pulled and turned every lock the door had and leaned against the wall to catch his breath. Finally he was safe. But it was not so. The coffin began to break his way through the door and in no time at all the coffin had made its way through. In terror the man ran up the stairs and into the bathroom, desperate to get away from his odious nemesis. In the bathroom the man turned to face the door and he saw the coffin standing there, silhouetted against the hall light. With no where to run the man realised that he’d have to fight and with all his strength began beating the coffin, but to no avail. The coffin walked slowly towards him and the man backed away to the corner of the room. The man picked up the soap from the sink and flung at the coffin but this yielded no result. He opened the medicine cupboard began to hurl it’s entire contents at the coffin. Razors, after-shave, paracetamol and everything else he could lay his hands, but the coffin remained steady. Finally he threw the cough medicine and the coughin’ stopped.

_________________
http://www.therockofsisyphus.com/


Wed May 27, 2009 4:30 am
Profile WWW
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post 

i think you posted it in the joke thread in the general discution forum.

what do u call cheese that isn't yours?

not cho cheese


Sun May 31, 2009 12:19 am
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm
Posts: 1692
Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
Reply with quote
Post 

muffin man wrote:
what do u call cheese that isn't yours?

not cho cheese

joo meens "nacho" cheese, si? :p

_________________
Ian McDuyhard wrote:
- "It's a Stone Groove, innit?!?"

click here, ya bastid! ---> Stone Groove Records


Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:28 pm
Profile WWW
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post 

si compodra


Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:56 am
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm
Posts: 1692
Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
Reply with quote
Post 

This pun thread has me in stitches! :laugh:

_________________
Ian McDuyhard wrote:
- "It's a Stone Groove, innit?!?"

click here, ya bastid! ---> Stone Groove Records


Wed Oct 07, 2009 11:03 pm
Profile WWW
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Thu May 01, 2008 5:39 am
Posts: 2378
Location: bc, canada
Reply with quote
Post 

a man walks into a bar, has a good time, and hours latter he's brutally assulted. im sure he would have said aww if he was still able to talk....

i think im doing this wrong....


Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:54 am
Profile
Forum User
User avatar

Joined: Sat Jun 23, 2007 4:52 pm
Posts: 1692
Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
Reply with quote
Post 

Just throw something in about bears shitting in the woods and you'll be fine!

_________________
Ian McDuyhard wrote:
- "It's a Stone Groove, innit?!?"

click here, ya bastid! ---> Stone Groove Records


Tue Apr 27, 2010 11:15 pm
Profile WWW
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   [ 19 posts ] 

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by STSoftware for PTF.