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Teh Squirrels 
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It has been a while since we had a squirrel topic in the doom lands. We desperately need a topic to inform [s]the troops[/s] our friends of our [s]secret operations[/s] hunamitarian activities to [s]destroy[/s] spread good will to all those who don't walk on 4 legs, and who have just as much of a right to [s]be annihilated[/s] live on this earth as we do. In summary, the squirrels [s]hate[/s] love you and [s]wish you were ground to a fine puree, spread on toast, and eaten by warthogs[/s] appreciate your companionship.

So, [s]report[/s] say hello in this topic, if you're [s]in one the plan[/s] nice and [s]do you part for the imminent squirrel world domination[/s] appreciate the hunam-squirrel relations.

Look how easily we can [s]fool them[/s] get along:
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And remember to eat yer nuts, so that you can grow big and strong, like this squirrel:
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atolonen wrote:

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Talk to my hand!

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[s]Sergeant Icarus reporting in![/s] I'm just a cute little squirrel looking for nuts. Seen any? [s]I forgot where I hid my last stash, damnit! Oh, and the recon operation in the mid-west is going according to plans! We'll have their secret stash locations by the end of next month![/s] *climbs up a tree and ponders his nuts*

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Nuts. Many forms and shapes. Each picture comes with exclusive commentary from [s]me[/s] someone.

Nut 1: [s]Normal nut gathering[/s] Rebel squirrel nut grabbing action
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Nut 2: Nuts of steel. The Chuck Norris squirrel gathers these, then roundhouse kicks them.
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Nut 3: Pimp Nutty. Also known as BNS. Or simply "Nuts". Biggest pair of nuts in squirrel history.
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Nut 4: Nut grabbing for greatness! [s]Tr00 squirrel tactics![/s] Horrible :grin: Really, this one's just a case of PIX FOR CLIX!
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Nut 5: SQUIRREL HEAVEN!
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Nuts, eh?

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That is indeed nut-tastic! :worship:

My man Foamy is also [s]deep in our scheme[/s] cute: http://www.illwillpress.com/

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so what is the squirrel possition on the great old ones and other such being???


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They can be useful :sinister:

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their are manny a thing that a squirrel should not wish to know....

.....the necronuticon.... (that was my bad pun of the day)


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muffin man wrote:
their are manny a thing that a squirrel should not wish to know....

.....the necronuticon.... (that was my bad pun of the day)

That pun wasn't that bad. Hey, it made me smile! hahaha


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smileing isnt verry doom.....the squirrels frown appon your shenadigens


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Two of you :squirrel: types ran across the street in front of my car yesterday! Be careful... :;):

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so today i ended up sitting in a park and having squirrels come and sit with me, it was pretty nifty


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A sure sign spring is upon us.
Did you have any nuts for them? :D

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spring hasn't started back in canada yet :angry:

however i'm in califoria for spring brake so its fine :D


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Wheee, Squirrelies! ...i should put my old avatar back on. :P


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this thread seams to have died since atolonen stopped lurking in the nonsense forum

i miss him...... :weep:


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Teh düümsquirrel ist back! :bounce:
Yeah, I've been absent from forum life for awhile. My real life decided to give me plenty of crap to handle recently.

Good to see fellow ancient squirrel lords around again. How has life been treating ye Darkdread?

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hail our bushy tailed leader!

its been pretty slow and no one ells has activly trolled the nonsense for a while. the squirrel plan has picked up now that winter has finally ended hear in canada though


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...I watch the squirrels in the park and I wonder how they would taste...
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blasphemy!!!


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