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Author:  metalhead226 [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:54 am ]
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That's right! The Nonsense Forum pub is reopening! (apparently)

*gets an Absolut and cranberry ready*

For tonight (this morning) only we have a special offer... all drinks are free. Not only that, but drink one and get another for exactly the same price!

I'm going to man the pump. But after I've washed my hands I'll be happy to serve you!

*pours self Jim Beam and coke and waits for applause*

...

*not a sausage*

Author:  Karnagoz [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:42 am ]
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*gives Martin a sausage*

Author:  Tarantula [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:36 am ]
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*munches on a cookie*

Author:  metalhead226 [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:44 pm ]
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Is it at least an alcoholic cookie?

And Karnie... uhm... thanks.

Author:  Metal Chef [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:46 pm ]
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i'll stick with a tea

Author:  metalhead226 [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:13 pm ]
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*puts the kettle on*

Author:  TrogDawn [ Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:34 pm ]
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Barkeep! A pint of steaming hot mucus over here, please! :drool2:

Author:  strigoi [ Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:48 am ]
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My drink is waiting for me!!!! :bounce:
Boy do I need one! What a week it's been at work! Ugh. :(
It's great when a bartender knows what his patrons drink. :;):
Oh...*guzzle...guzzle...*
It's my weekend now, may as well get smashed. :D

Author:  metalhead226 [ Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:03 am ]
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@Troggy & Striggy - But of course! :D

Author:  strigoi [ Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:03 am ]
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Image Oops! I think I had too much already! :p

Author:  Aszfalgaroth [ Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:54 pm ]
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Ah, this reminds me of times long-past.

*pleasently eats the leg of a table*

Author:  metalhead226 [ Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:23 pm ]
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Ah, Asfarasitgoeth! I was wondering how long it would take before you'd arrive to devour the furniture.

Author:  Aszfalgaroth [ Tue Jun 26, 2007 11:12 pm ]
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Yes, as this is my sole purpose, indeed. I hope wurbenheimer will arrive soon to take over again his duty of pissing and shitting on the floor.

Author:  Cruel Shoes [ Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:31 am ]
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*kicks open saloony doors*
*walks to the bar*
*sighs*
*says hello to everybody*

Hello Everybody!

Author:  diabolical vengeance [ Wed Jun 27, 2007 9:31 am ]
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Cowboy hat-check
bad ass spurs-check
Ennio Morricone music-check

*walks into the bar, sits on a stool*

"Theres two kinds of people in the world my friend, those who like doom and beer, and those who don't"

Author:  TrogDawn [ Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:28 pm ]
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BARKEEP! This mucus is already too crusty! Would you be a pal and add some milk to it and heat it up a bit?

Author:  metalhead226 [ Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:39 pm ]
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I suppose so.

*does so and also gets dv a beer*

Author:  TrogDawn [ Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:40 pm ]
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metalhead226 wrote:
I suppose so.

And how about some service with a smile? :)

Author:  metalhead226 [ Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:43 pm ]
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It'll cost ya. A grimace is free though!

Author:  TrogDawn [ Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:57 pm ]
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Oh yes! I'll take that free grimace! Do you have a purple one by any chance? :bounce:

Oh, and is my mucus ready yet? :)

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