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Wheres my food chef? I am hungry!!!! :angry:

*Stabs table with fork and knife :veryangry: *


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Here's your food! *stabs Katastrophee's hands*

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loadedgoblin wrote:
oh I'm terribly sorry mr trog.. here.. 'AVE IT!! *throws a tuna sarnie*

hold on a minute.. I made that for MESELF!! ..GIVE IT BAAACK!!

*vominits der tooner sarnie back at LG* :puke:

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Ay lyk dem tooner sammichis. Thay izunt vominiticious.

War's me dubble Jaydee? Huh? Huh?

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Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:38 pm
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I'm still waiting for my damn drink! :angry:


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Munches happily as black blood pours out of my hand like a fountain <--- (Doesn't notice the injury)


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THAT IS IT!! *fling his apron into the sink*
*jumps behind the bar, fixes the double daniels & midori sour at the same time, tosses them to the two ladies*

what now.. OH! *jump back to the kitchen, brings back the whole bolognese pot and hands it to kastro* sorry fella, we're out of pasta! you help yourself with the sauce for now :p

oh my! ESSTRRRRIIIIIIIII! *sort out a cranberry & absolut for the lovely jubbley.. *phew, job's a good'un*

WHERE'S MARTIAN MAN? he should take care of bar duties not meh! I clean and cook only ..eh! *pours a pint of fuller's pride*

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I've got a fookin day job too, you know!

*pours self Jim Beam, amaretto and coke*

Right then. Who's next?

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Slurps up pasta sauce. :drool2:

Now, for a drink, get me some goats blood.... :evilblackmetal:


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Uhm... I'm sure we had some... ah, here we are!

*serves Kas' order in a skull*

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:puke:

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could someone clean Trogdawn's mess??!!

and get me a martini :D


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*chugs down blood then collapses to floor and starts having siezures, spasms, and vommiting blood and organs...lays for a bit then gets back up*

And to wash it down, could you get me some absinthe. :)


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loadedgoblin wrote:
THAT IS IT!! *fling his apron into the sink*
*jumps behind the bar, fixes the double daniels & midori sour at the same time, tosses them to the two ladies*


Aww thank you dear :) about time! :angry: hehe :p


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*Martini for Carol*

*Absinthe for Kas*

*Another midori sour for Ely*

Right then. Stop whinging, ya buggers. Now where's Hasan to mop up Troggie's mess and funnel it into a fresh glass, hmm?

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Thanks barkeep...

*Drinks absinthe gets up, slips on troggies mess and falls, crashing into chewed up chairs and tables, then falls asleep on the floor and starts snoring*


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whar am me fekkign drignk?!?!? :raging:

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I demand a mug of pure electric power.

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TrogDawn wrote:
whar am me fekkign drignk?!?!? :raging:


Onn teh flor! Butt me fink Kas am sleepign int. :laugh:

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*Talks in sleep*

Its all wet in this place, its too wet.....


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