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I don't make the rules up as I go, Karnie.

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Well I'm an indestructable robot, and I'll do what I want!

*buys five beers, dumps them on the poker table, fills the bottles up with motor oil, drinks them, then throws them at cops outside the pub*

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All that is fine. But smashing a beer can on my head was nothing but petulance.

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metalhead226 wrote:
I'll bring it right up, sir!

Ah! Thank you, mate!

*again, promptly :guinness: the hot, milky, mucus/vomit concoction and again :puke: all over the barroom floor*

BARKEEP!!! :lookaround:

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I would like a White Russian please. *waits*


Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:23 pm
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*comes out of the gents*

HEY!! Trog man! would you be kind enough to refrain from ordering that foul drink? ..at least STOP PUKING ON ALL OVER THE PLACE, IT MAKES MY JOB HARDER ..YOU'RE RUINING MELIFE MAAAAAN!! :p

*goes behind the bar ..throws a white russian at Jr.c :smirks:*

*walks back to the gents*

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Do you serve food? I could go for a bite right around now, just give me the house speciality...


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Hasan would be the resident chef... I guess you'll have to wait till he's finished his business in the gents.

Not that I'm accusing Hasan of being a rent boy... :lookaround:

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*walks out of the gents, and goes to kitchen*

HAVE THIS YOU BASTARD!! *throws a plate of spag bol* at martian but misses and hits kastro instead :silly-bugger:

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HEY!! Trog man! would you be kind enough to refrain from ordering that foul drink? ..at least STOP PUKING ON ALL OVER THE PLACE, IT MAKES MY JOB HARDER ..YOU'RE RUINING MELIFE MAAAAAN!! :p

Well, ok, but if you'll notice, I don't puke up anything that I don't immediately assimilate back into my system via another vile and disgusting drink. It's a perpetual and virtually self-supporting system, really. I re-use all of my foulness with only minimal new resources to aid in the flavoring so I can choke it all down again. But, if you can't abide with the few seconds during which my vomitous discharge splashes on the floor before I suck it back up again, then...well...I guess I understand... :weep:

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oh I'm terribly sorry mr trog.. here.. 'AVE IT!! *throws a tuna sarnie*

hold on a minute.. I made that for MESELF!! ..GIVE IT BAAACK!!

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I would like a tasty panini.

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*Licks the spag bol off the floor*

I wonder why there is hair all over the place ???

Oh well...


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Petulance be damned, it was all part of a brilliant plan.

*karate chops table in half*

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Is it happy hour already?

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Give me another spag bol chef, make sure to wipe the ingredients on some brown wasabi :lookaround:


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AnneGwish wrote:
Is it happy hour already?


Any time you walk in, sweetheart. :shiny:




*kaf* Bollocks *kaf*

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SEEEEERRVICE!!

Double JD & Coke, please!

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I'd like a midori sour please *bats eyes at bartender*


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My usual, please. And lots of it! May as well get started early for the 4th of July celebration. :D
Really...any excuse to party. :p

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