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metalhead226
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:37 pm
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Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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I don't make the rules up as I go, Karnie.
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'They can take your lives, but bring me back my ale!'
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Karnagoz
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:59 am
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Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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Well I'm an indestructable robot, and I'll do what I want!
*buys five beers, dumps them on the poker table, fills the bottles up with motor oil, drinks them, then throws them at cops outside the pub*
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metalhead226
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Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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All that is fine. But smashing a beer can on my head was nothing but petulance.
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TrogDawn
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Location: Overskye out the Multiverse somewhen...
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Ah! Thank you, mate!
*again, promptly  the hot, milky, mucus/vomit concoction and again  all over the barroom floor*
BARKEEP!!! 
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Jr.C
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Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:29 pm
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Location: Tennessee
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I would like a White Russian please. *waits*
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loadedgoblin
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:38 pm
Posts: 193
Location: q8
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*comes out of the gents*
HEY!! Trog man! would you be kind enough to refrain from ordering that foul drink? ..at least STOP PUKING ON ALL OVER THE PLACE, IT MAKES MY JOB HARDER ..YOU'RE RUINING MELIFE MAAAAAN!! 
*goes behind the bar ..throws a white russian at Jr.c :smirks:*
*walks back to the gents*
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Kastrophee
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Do you serve food? I could go for a bite right around now, just give me the house speciality...
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metalhead226
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Hasan would be the resident chef... I guess you'll have to wait till he's finished his business in the gents.
Not that I'm accusing Hasan of being a rent boy...
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loadedgoblin
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*walks out of the gents, and goes to kitchen*
HAVE THIS YOU BASTARD!! *throws a plate of spag bol* at martian but misses and hits kastro instead :silly-bugger:
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TrogDawn
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Well, ok, but if you'll notice, I don't puke up anything that I don't immediately assimilate back into my system via another vile and disgusting drink. It's a perpetual and virtually self-supporting system, really. I re-use all of my foulness with only minimal new resources to aid in the flavoring so I can choke it all down again. But, if you can't abide with the few seconds during which my vomitous discharge splashes on the floor before I suck it back up again, then...well...I guess I understand... 
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loadedgoblin
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oh I'm terribly sorry mr trog.. here.. 'AVE IT!! *throws a tuna sarnie*
hold on a minute.. I made that for MESELF!! ..GIVE IT BAAACK!!
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'Shut up! Give me 12 hours and I'll be as fit as a jet plane!' -Arsène Lupin III
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Karnagoz
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Location: Oklahoma City, OK, USA
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I would like a tasty panini.
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Kastrophee
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*Licks the spag bol off the floor*
I wonder why there is hair all over the place 
Oh well...
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Karnagoz
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Petulance be damned, it was all part of a brilliant plan.
*karate chops table in half*
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AnneGwish
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Joined: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:44 pm
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Location: The garden of earthly delights
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Is it happy hour already?
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Kastrophee
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Give me another spag bol chef, make sure to wipe the ingredients on some brown wasabi
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metalhead226
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Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:37 pm
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Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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Any time you walk in, sweetheart. :shiny:
*kaf* Bollocks *kaf*
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AnneGwish
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SEEEEERRVICE!!
Double JD & Coke, please!
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winterfell
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Joined: Mon May 21, 2007 8:26 pm
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Location: Dallas, TX
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I'd like a midori sour please *bats eyes at bartender*
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strigoi
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Location: Pittsburgh, PA USA
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My usual, please. And lots of it! May as well get started early for the 4th of July celebration. 
Really...any excuse to party.
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