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metalhead226
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Location: An Anglian Shitpit
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Purple grimace, eh? Sir is a connoisseur!
Of course it is! *serves it up*
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TrogDawn
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Thank you, mate! You are a gentleman and a scholar and an officer and a gentleman and a bartender. 
*quickly downs the hot, milky mucus and promptly  all over the pub floor*
BARKEEP! Can you make me my usual using this hot milky mucus vomit as the base? There's a sizable tip in it for you if you can get it back to me before my current nausea passes! 
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metalhead226
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Hmmm. I wonder what Danté would make of this.
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TrogDawn
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He might say "hold the ice and go heavy on the goat urine, mate!"
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Shadow
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Location: The land of the 1000 lakes
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I'll have the usual: Apocalypse cola with ice from the coldest and most Northern rivers of Lapland. 
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metalhead226
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Coming right up!
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strigoi
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It's way too early...but I sure could go for a drink right now. I have a feeling it's going to be a BAD day. 
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Jim
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AAHHHH
Back in the pub.
It's never too early to assault your liver with booze.
A White Russian & a bag of Pork Scratchings please!
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metalhead226
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One drinky poo and one bag of pigbits coming your way, good sir!
And of course Striggy's usual.
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Metal Chef
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which country is the pub in? just so we know age limits
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strigoi
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Doom country, of course. Anyone can have anything at any time. 
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Deek
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double shot rum and coke!!!
and also some pretzels...
these pretzels are making me thirsty!!!
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highlysatanic666
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recently picked up a case of spanish wine: Luzon Jumilla '04. Great stuff! Nearly gone already... hiccup...
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metalhead226
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Correct! That earns you a drink.
Deek... coming right up.
Mr. Satanic666 - Lucky you! We have some fine wine on our menu, and you're welcome to lick it off.
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TrogDawn
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BARKEEP! What's the holdup with the disgusting, tumor inducing concoction I ordered?!?!? 
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metalhead226
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I'll bring it right up, sir!
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strigoi
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 Continuing right where I left off last night... 
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Karnagoz
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I would like some motor oil please. Be sure to serve it in a respectable beer can.
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metalhead226
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Current doom licensing laws only permit me to serve it in beer cans that were once celebrated but have since fallen into disrepute. Sorry.
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Karnagoz
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*smashes beer can on Martin's head*
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