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Ye Olde Doome Pubbe 
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That's right! The Nonsense Forum pub is reopening! (apparently)

*gets an Absolut and cranberry ready*

For tonight (this morning) only we have a special offer... all drinks are free. Not only that, but drink one and get another for exactly the same price!

I'm going to man the pump. But after I've washed my hands I'll be happy to serve you!

*pours self Jim Beam and coke and waits for applause*

...

*not a sausage*

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Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:54 am
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*gives Martin a sausage*

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*munches on a cookie*

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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:36 am
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Is it at least an alcoholic cookie?

And Karnie... uhm... thanks.

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i'll stick with a tea

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*puts the kettle on*

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Barkeep! A pint of steaming hot mucus over here, please! :drool2:

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Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:34 pm
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My drink is waiting for me!!!! :bounce:
Boy do I need one! What a week it's been at work! Ugh. :(
It's great when a bartender knows what his patrons drink. :;):
Oh...*guzzle...guzzle...*
It's my weekend now, may as well get smashed. :D

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@Troggy & Striggy - But of course! :D

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Image Oops! I think I had too much already! :p

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Ah, this reminds me of times long-past.

*pleasently eats the leg of a table*


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Ah, Asfarasitgoeth! I was wondering how long it would take before you'd arrive to devour the furniture.

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Yes, as this is my sole purpose, indeed. I hope wurbenheimer will arrive soon to take over again his duty of pissing and shitting on the floor.


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*kicks open saloony doors*
*walks to the bar*
*sighs*
*says hello to everybody*

Hello Everybody!


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Cowboy hat-check
bad ass spurs-check
Ennio Morricone music-check

*walks into the bar, sits on a stool*

"Theres two kinds of people in the world my friend, those who like doom and beer, and those who don't"

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BARKEEP! This mucus is already too crusty! Would you be a pal and add some milk to it and heat it up a bit?

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I suppose so.

*does so and also gets dv a beer*

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metalhead226 wrote:
I suppose so.

And how about some service with a smile? :)

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It'll cost ya. A grimace is free though!

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Oh yes! I'll take that free grimace! Do you have a purple one by any chance? :bounce:

Oh, and is my mucus ready yet? :)

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