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Your favorite Insult... 
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Post Your favorite Insult...

It's not really an insult but it's funny...

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I like calling people 'sleeeeeg'.

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"enculé de ta mère" is a favorite of mine, "couillon" being close second.

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'couillon' is great, very similar to the portuguese version 'colhão'.

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i call my housemate clare lots of names. for example
Witch, Slug Woman, Wench, Woman etc etc
i'm sure i call her a lot more but i cant think at the moment

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Post UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH

Doesn't really qualify but it still amuses me when the instigator of a fight runs out of insults/comebacks and simply proceeds to punch the selected opponent.



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'You bloody Yank.' is a favourite of mine, as well as 'Troglodyte'


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"You Mammal!"

You won't imagined how many ppl get offended by this....

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AnneGwish wrote:
'couillon' is great, very similar to the portuguese version 'colhão'.
Don't know what the portuguese word means, but here it's an occitan (southern french dialect) word used in our daily life : it means stupid, dumb, slow-switted when talking about someone, but it's also used in a friendly way, like dude or mate.

"Oh couillon, how are doing today?"

But when used in the insulting way, it's very insulting like "this one is one damn couillon". It's also the basis for a lot of southern french expressions like "on the day the couillon will dance, he won't be in the band playing" or "on the day the couillon will fly, you'll be their squadron leader" :p

Northern french version, and traditional french version of this word is "con", which is also in french, incidentally, a very porn way to call a vagina :laugh:

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You're all made of flesh and blood, no real need to add insult to injury.

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Cyaegha wrote:
AnneGwish wrote:
'couillon' is great, very similar to the portuguese version 'colhão'.
Don't know what the portuguese word means, but here it's an occitan (southern french dialect) word used in our daily life : it means stupid, dumb, slow-switted when talking about someone, but it's also used in a friendly way, like dude or mate.

"Oh couillon, how are doing today?"

But when used in the insulting way, it's very insulting like "this one is one damn couillon". It's also the basis for a lot of southern french expressions like "on the day the couillon will dance, he won't be in the band playing" or "on the day the couillon will fly, you'll be their squadron leader" :p

Northern french version, and traditional french version of this word is "con", which is also in french, incidentally, a very porn way to call a vagina :laugh:


Ooh, I see! It means something different, they're only similar phonetically, because in portuguese it means testicle.

I once had a whole lesson on french insults; my favourites are the ones that start with "ta mère".

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Well, they have the same basis in fact, as "couille" is testicle in french slang :laugh:

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"You Mammal!"

You don't imagine how many ppl get offended by this...

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Karnagoz wrote:
You're all made of flesh and blood, no real need to add insult to injury.


There's one thing that hasn't changed :;):

My favourite insult is probably kankerlijer of vrouw..

But most of the time I am just to lazy to insult someone, so they get angry 'cause I ignore them.

Takes way less effort :laugh:

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"f*ckin' twat", "retard", "sod off" and "bastard".

In portuguese; "deficiente", "cabra" and "cabrão".

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

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diabolical vengeance wrote:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries


Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!!

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